What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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