What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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A man. That is all.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Did you know?

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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