minorities.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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WNBA

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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