what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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666 im christian

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Penis in a box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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