What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Romney 2012

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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WNBA

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