why did the man die? he got shot

sixty....eight.

The glass is half an hour.

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want to go home? yea

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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