Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Icecream

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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