- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

Bumsniffer

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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