-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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like facebook.com/john maon

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Anti Joke

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