A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Womens rights.

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Women's rights.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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the your face joke

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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