how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Did you know?

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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