- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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