Amputations.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Your life That's the joke

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

dead babies

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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