What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Hey Caleb.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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NEVER

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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