minorities

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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lewis bedford

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Your mum is dead

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Josh kissing a girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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