Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Womens rights

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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