Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Patrick is gay

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your mother is so lesbian

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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look left now look right. washing machine

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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