- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

A man farted. Another man walked away.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

nine...eleven

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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