- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Time flies like a banana.

whats pale and white your ass.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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