What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Woman's Rights.

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Pavel Novak

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Rock mattress.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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It smells like triangles in here.

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A van drives into a car.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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