- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Come in!

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Poopsack Jones

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

An asian walks out of math class

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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