- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

baby seal walks into a bar

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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