- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

i wish i was a tree !

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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