- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Which one is hardest?

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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