Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

thumb_up thumb_down +25

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Fuck her

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Black people are clen.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops