- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

james schmitt whats your last name

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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