the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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