- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What did the mole say? Nothing

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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