- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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