Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Gadaffi

Dozer has a soul

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Grapefruit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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