- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

knock knock come in

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

i fondle myself every night....

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