What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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