Two women were sitting in silence.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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