- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

Dead babies.

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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