What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Hi colton

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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96

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My butt!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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i heart wiener

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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