- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

404 Error: Joke not found

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Dan O'Driscoll

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Hello I'm a fat kid

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

What's your name? You tell me.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

the chicken whent boomand then died

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