i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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What is brown and sticky?

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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I don't get it

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PENIS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Penis

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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