- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

My mom's dead

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Women's rights.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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