how does peploe get around they walk

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What should I name my dog?

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lol

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Women rights..

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Tacos

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