why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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womens rights!

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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