Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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