Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Which one is hardest?

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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fart

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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