What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

Women's rights.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

Tacos

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

womans rights

sweaty black guy

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

im black

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Hey Caleb.

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