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Yo mama so fat she died

Knock knock It's open, come in.

do you know what's so funny? yup

What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Tacos

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

Women's rights.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

womans rights

im black

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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