Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Your life That's the joke

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Baseball

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Black people

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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