what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Shit.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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live babies

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Jasper sucks.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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