Women's rights

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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