An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Knock Knock. Go away!

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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