- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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