- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

Whats long and hard? a pole

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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