OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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W.N.B.A.

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your life

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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