Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Benevolent villain.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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What does a man like. food.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Hi poop!

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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