What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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This is not Will Smith.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Black people are clen.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Lacrosse

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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