What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Google Doodles

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Knock Knock Good one...

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Write your own

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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penisface

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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your momma's an antijoke

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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