- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

...and I'm a Mormon.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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