What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Yo mama so fat she died

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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9:11 make a wish

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