- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the bunny eat his food

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Baseball

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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