Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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chuck norris

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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