- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A ginger rapping.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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