- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

go go gadget

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

I won the game.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

dead babies

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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