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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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