drugs.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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hi

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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go go gadget

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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