Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

women's rights

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

9/11

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

the joke below me is not an anti joke

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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