- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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you are gay

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

Canada

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

S.O.P.A

French people

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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