Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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