- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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