The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Baseball

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Womens Rights.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Lacrosse

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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a banana

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Women's rights.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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your mother is so lesbian

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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newt gingrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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