Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Windows Vista

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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