What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Go away.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Golf.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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