How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar...n

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

What color is my lamp? Brown

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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