Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Pavel Novak

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Flab

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Hi poop!

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dildo

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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