you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Mmmm, donuts

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

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