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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

I don't get it

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Dead babies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Jewish People

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A Muslim blows up a bar

Women

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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