Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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I dislike old people.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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