What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Tacos

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penis

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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lewis bedford

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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